shit cranking

when two people are fucking and you rip shit out of the others ass and stuff it in there mouth until they choke to death

i was shit cranking my gramma cuz she yelled at me

by LilButNuster May 27, 2024

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Baby Crank

verb
a. To make clothing with underage children

This suit is so cheap; it has to be baby cranked.

by jakal4 January 22, 2012

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religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020

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cranking the flop

Masturbating With a half-erect member

Joe was trying to break his masturbation record, but by the 4th go he was just cranking the flop.

by BadWolfxMYQx June 04, 2014

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Anne Crank

Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”

Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.

Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.

Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!

Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.

by JittyMan November 01, 2022

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