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Cranking

Wanking viciously and crying so hard that your nob cheese melts
Hey have you heard from John lately, nah mate he's been on life support after a serial cranking episode
by Uncle tugnut July 23, 2025
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Crank-kit

Also known as 'dope kit.' Is a container where heroin and intravenous drug users keep their hypodermic needles ,cotton filters, dope, and other drug paraphernalia for easy portable access. A crank kit is usually fashioned out a toiletry kit, cigar box, small zipper pencil-case, or any other adequately sized container.
John: "Hey, Mike. You wanna shoot some heroin?"

Mike: "Sure, just give me a minute while I go get my crank-kit."
by HAL-9000 Computer April 11, 2016
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Cranking my Johnson

The act of twisting your dick like a crank at full erection.
I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.
by ItsYeeBoyTom April 21, 2024
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Crank

a crank is a creature from the movie trilogy and book series The Maze Runner.

its described as a zombie-looking creature, with pale skin, and reddened eyes. They're very skinny, so you could see their bons underneath their skin. they have extremely black and/or red veins as well as some sort of strings out of their skin, making them stick to the wall in some of the scenes in The Maze Runner movies.
person 1: "what are those zombie things?"

person 2: "those are the Cranks!"
by ★pjo_tmr_nerd★ April 21, 2024
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Crank my cudgel

Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day.
by Usmafia86 July 27, 2022
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Cranks

One who used to hit lots of homeruns in highschool. Also might be referred to someone who used to have no neck. Or has meaty tires.
Are you playing softball this summer? Are you kidding me..They used to call me Cranks in highschool.
by Dr. Micheal Roberts February 4, 2010
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Crank Message

“ a message that tries to imply it’s not a suspicious or has a different intent but totally does “
Hey - this isn’t a crank message, but would you like to come and do ……
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