anus cowboy 

A cowboy who rides the ranges of other men's anuses on a condom.

Donald Trump is such an Anus Cowboy.

anus cowboy by Eura Phagg November 26, 2006

urban cowboy 

A guy from the city or suburbs who is "country" or "rednickish" who talks like he's from a rural area. Ften times they wear shirts of the American flag that says "these colors don't run" and say things like "If you don't like America, then you can get out!" Generally they smoke and drink and often times wear cowboy hats or Nascar hats. Though it sounds like I'm trying to depict these guys in a negative way, I am actually quite fond of them, especially the ones who I think offer a lot of "white trash wisdom", like the 'Stranger' in the movie 'The Big Lebowski' when he says "sometimes you eat the barn, and sometimes the barn eats you". Many of these guys are quite smart, despite their gruffish exterior.

Mickey Rourke played an excellent depiction of an urban cowboy gone wrong in the movie "Spun"

urban cowboy by freak show edso November 13, 2005

Zombie Cowboy Samurai Bhuda 

Zombie Cowboy Samurai Bhuda is one of Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus' allies. He is an epic god figure who ate the brains of the Mongols, beat Billy the Kid in a duel, kicked the asses of the Power Rangers, and divided by zero and LIVED.

Zombie Cowboy Samurai Bhuda, Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus and Alien Cherokee Mongol Allah teamed up to take out Hitler, Stalin , Osama Bin Laden and George W. Bush in one minute.

Zombie Cowboy Samurai Bhuda by Captain Action Volcano May 28, 2011

Flying German Cowboy 

When you are high off your ass, having an orgasm, and shitting all at the same time while a fan spins near your ass sending your poo all over the room.

Dude last night I was a flying german cowboy.

Flying German Cowboy by GreedtheAwesome April 8, 2011

butt cowboy 

ring piece rancher, poo pipe pioneer, cumslinger, shit shafting sheriff, etc etc

Damien you filthy butt cowboy, what are you doing in there with the attendant?

butt cowboy by butt weasel September 3, 2003

k-mart cowboy

a fake cowboy/cowgirl; they rock their trucker hats, john deere shirts, bigass belt buckles, plaid shirts, cowboy boots, carhartt apparel, and twangy ass accent just a little too hard...and its pretty clear that they aren't country

now i'm not country or anything...but that dude is a k-mart cowboy if i've ever seen one

k-mart cowboy by doctorkizzle March 6, 2008

broken cowboy 

The act of sex where two females simulate (or through strap-on, act on) the traditional "cowgirl position." Also could be linked to "reverse broken cowboy."

I was at a bachelor party last night with two strippers and they preformed the broken cowboy.

My lesbian girlfriend broke out the strap-on last night, and I rode her like a broken cowboy.

broken cowboy by cegarat April 29, 2009