Correct

If not for this absurdist fillbuster and the veil of silence around it that allows it to persist... This WOULD take about 10 minutes.

Hym "Correct! Thank you! I have been saying that for YEARS! I said it would take 15 seconds but yeah about 10 minutes is all it would take. MY THING... Is...

👌VERY SPECIFIC👌 Because there is obviously something going on there with how people are talking to me there. AND EVERYWHERE ELSE. It gets old after about the tenth year of it doesn't it? Cus I've been DOING this dawg. For 10 years before you guys showed up. So this is just YOUR first decade of dealing with this shit."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2025

Thumb Correctional Facility

A prison in Michigan where assholes whose names are Nick reside

Person1:Hey you know Nick?
Person2:Yeah! He smokes crack and I had sex with him and I'm only 14! and he's 19!!
Person1: that one sick pedophile bastard! he belong in da thumb correctional facility yo!

by crackamalibu December 30, 2010

Jake Coren

When old people get random spurts of sexually attraction and start attempting to have sex with the nearest object. This has been known to occur between old men and their dogs.

I walked in on my Nan the other day during a Jake Coren with the tv remote up her pussy

by Nosneb1 October 19, 2010

Drunk Correct

When drunk texting your friends, autocorrect turns your texts into complete and utter nonsense.

My phone Drunk Corrected me last night. It said "Are u Coi have no clue lol" I think I meant I have no clue.

Total drunk correct: "I am home. I drank. A lot. I might puke in the morbid. Door is unlocked. Up to u if u cone over. I sleep now."

by Rinrin0303 March 22, 2011

The Corrello

A pre-game or late night party drink consisting of 1 part 5 Hour Energy (usually preferred because of taste but any similar "energy shot" will suffice), and 2 parts Vodka.

"Hell yeah brotha The Corrello is gettin' me PUMPED UP!"

by Helview December 16, 2011

Sida Corrected

when someone tried to correct something that is not wrong.

person 1: that's wrong!!!
person 2: no it is not!
person 1: whops I Sida corrected you!

by Feedback loop January 1, 2012

Autoerotic correlation

verb

A sexual act practiced by University of Chicago undergraduates involving audibly reassuring oneself of one's prowess with the opposite sex while masturbating. Practitioners cite the induced pleasure as proof of the skills in question. Performed alone.

All the biddies here are too ugly to fuck but autoerotic correlation implies that I'm a sex god.

by oxford english dzchonary July 25, 2012