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by Legal Services January 30, 2023
if u don’t have a fucking cooter, that shit is broken. as fuck. get that shit OUT. if u do ur just fucking cool like i’d invite you to my house to play rave in the grave tbh.
by sophiehasasexualvagina March 07, 2021
That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.
Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?
Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!
Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!
by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021
A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.
by e.dawg August 28, 2010
The worst country asshole to have a lifted truck with a small penis with a whole can of dip in his mouth to want gum cancer with a stack in the bed to fuck his sister from Kentucky
by Country Cooter March 26, 2018
Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.
by I’m a virgin 1234 January 30, 2022
Jack picked his cooter gunk out during class and wiped it all over the whiteboard. Someone cried cooter gunk and everyone sprinted to the door. Jack was amused
by ronnie6969 May 22, 2010