Coffee Up

Minted by legendary ODOT workhorse Monica K. to mean "get enough caffeine in my system to make this mind-numbingly boring task/meeting/concept/social environment/monotonous auditory drone tolerable for exactly the length of time it will last and not one (expletive deleted) instant longer.

You'd best coffee up, this meeting is liable to be about the importance of "affect" versus "effect" in spoken correspondence.

-or-

I'm gonna coffee up, this may get dull.

-or-

Coffee up, bitches, this ain't stir your cesspool one damn bit.

by Ken no Oni October 21, 2008

Coffee Rush

Coffee Rush is a popular series of coffee shops in Arizona that really strikes a cord with the locals, especially The Valley's hipster community. The coffee is very good, but one can be turned off by it's denizens, and their "ironic" mediocrity.

When having your first coffee date, you'll notice the nice staff, but as soon as you step outside and see the "regulars," you find out you may be either:

A). suffocated by cigarrette smoke
B). given an awkward stare since your mainstream vibe can be sensed from a mile away.
C). they recognize you are paying with your own money, instead of Daddy's trust fund.
D). your shoes are not terribly expensive and vintage styled.

"Hey dude! Wanna go to Coffee Rush?"

Nah, man, my parents aren't paying my rent anymore."

by Logan1222 May 11, 2013

meth coffee

When so much coffee grounds are used to brew coffee that the coffee has meth like stimulant effects, causing hyperactivity, increased heart rate, and paranoia.

I needed a little kick before my business meeting, so I brewed upo some meth coffee.

by FolkandFlipFlops June 16, 2014

coffee bagging

Tea bagging for those who like coffee

I would tea bag you but i prefer coffee bagging

by josh hodges August 22, 2016

Sandy Coffee

When ones partner eats another’s excrement from the sand at a beach.

I enjoyed a sandy coffee with Jill last night at the beach.

by CoconutCole July 31, 2018

Coffee Cup

Bullshit

That class was a load of Coffee Cup

by CoffeeCup22 January 19, 2018

#cars-and-coffee

A place to talk about cars and food in the MRT Discord Server. Less toxic but without its flaws. There will be still dumb fucks posting off topic stuff in the channel. And people would use cars from google images to show they own a car. Especially kids who fake owning a 1JZ swapped AE86 and a skip's dad owning a R34 skyline in a showroom

#cars-and-coffee has alot of underaged children faking they own a car, dont trust them

by MRTDISCORDSERVER December 10, 2020