When you ejaculate on a piece of lefse and smack somebody on the head in the morning while there sleeping and yelling "good morning"
by Joe Joe Ives December 13, 2011
(V.) The process whereby the penis protrudes the hole of a pair of button-less boxer shorts, it happens repeatedly and is unwanted.
Jared should have chosen another pair of boxers for the big tennis match, he was coo-coo clocking throughout all five sets.
Henry's boxer button broke off yesterday, he coo-coo clocked all day.
Henry's boxer button broke off yesterday, he coo-coo clocked all day.
by Homeboy Bird April 29, 2007
by clarabelle mcmischief September 02, 2010
"Picnic blankets? Mums and dads? It's Pimms O' Clock!"
"Wedding party? Embarrassing dancing? It must be Pimms O' Clock!"
"Wedding party? Embarrassing dancing? It must be Pimms O' Clock!"
by FineAndDandy May 02, 2010
by Albama man April 12, 2020
An internal clock where tells your body when to sleep and when to stay awake. It can be altered due to your habits, job, travels, etc.
by Karl Larkins February 18, 2015
The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.
Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.
by CognitiveFuel September 02, 2023