Clergy Man

A man who is like a priest or child of god.

Mary Beth: Lil' timmy #73 Go tell the Clergy Man your sins.
Lil' Timmy #73: okay momma.

by Mary Beth and Bobby boys #55th January 27, 2025

clegma

clegma is a thick, cheesy-looking secretion of semen mixed in with bum faeces that gathers around your anus.

ew that guy has clegma all over his buttocks

by tyler sawyer March 14, 2025

clogatoris

The term coined by fans of Joost Klein, meaning ‘Dutch clitoris’.

I’m just joosting my clogatoris!

by J00stkle1n March 20, 2025

Clog Job

The act of pleasuring one's shaft by gripping intensely with those little piggies with your clogs still on. You want to make sure they go all the way to the market.

Person 1: *Takes off pants* "Hey, I could totally go for a clog job"

Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"

by Hdizzledog April 22, 2025

clegging

The act of having an amazonian sized woman pegging a smaller man.

My coworker Tim got his first clegging last night. He was so excited about it he forgot to stop by and get his pizza slice before work.

by NotEvenBatman April 23, 2025

Clogatoris

Combination of "clog" (noun; traditional wooden Dutch shoes) and "clitoris" (with an "a" in the middle for phonetic flow). Typically used as a variation of the latter; a popular word among fans of Dutch musician Joost Klein.
The phrase "clogging one's toris", stemming from this word, can be used to refer to partaking in vulval masturbation.

1) Who up Joosting their clogatoris?

2) I'm clogging my toris to this right now

by hawk222ah April 24, 2025

Clergisferg

Referring to an absurd pairing of either fictional or real characters having sexual relations, generally ones that involve inanimate objects.
This phrase originated as a reference to an absurd ship of Thomas the Tank Engine and the Fat Controller from Thomas the Tank Engine, but later expanding into it's more broad current definition.

I clergisferg Mario and Wario.

by Jimmy Longnose Sr. May 31, 2025