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Chocolate stick

The act of performing anal with an unclean butt and pulling out with poop covering your dick
Billy tried anal but got a chocolate stick
by MrBanana4 November 2, 2020
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Chocolate Dipped Rosebud

A delicious, sweet twist to an otherwise ravenous session of eating ass.

Prior to commencing analingus, the receiver places an unwrapped chocolate Hershey bar square (1-3 squares recommended) between their ass cheeks, near the top of their ass crack, and initiates 10-15 minutes of brisk movement or exercise.

This allows for the sweet chocolate to melt and flow gingerly into the pucker wrinkles and on the succulent petals of the old rosebud.

Akin to a chocolate fondue, it will be devoured by the giver in what will be the most stimulating tongue punching of the fartbox experience ever received.

A favorite on Valentine’s Day and birthdays.
I surprised Clara on Valentine’s Day with a chocolate dipped rosebud. She was eating my ass like a fat kid eating candy and I also got a reach around.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
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chocolate rain

the act of taking a laxative then squatting over another person's face while they are sleeping, and releasing explosive diarrhea
My brother was not thrilled this morning when I woke him up with some chocolate rain
by erre1234 August 28, 2012
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Chocolate Adolf Hitler

A term used by ignorant anti-obama propaganda. They compare the current president, Barack Obama, to Adolf Hitler through their "socialist ideals".

However, people with half a brain will realize the Hitler and the Nazis were fascists. Socialism is much closer to Marxism, although it has many differences. Communism tries to remove all social class while Socialism wishes to distribute it evenly. The poor do the harder work while the rich pay off the majority of the tax, in a nutshell.
Ignorant Youth: Obama is a socialist like Hitler, he's a Chocolate Adolf Hitler !
Smart Youth: No, Hitler was a fascist, much difference. The Czech Republic is Socialist, and since when did they fuck up 6 million Jews?
Ignorant Youth: NO! NO! NO! NO! OBAMA = HITLER!
Smart Youth: Okay buddy, let me re-weld the left side of your model airplane...
by Pandemikk March 7, 2009
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chocolate wasted

"Chocolate wasted" is most frequently used in context to me "very drunk", although that is not its origin.

The quote is originally from the movie Grown Ups, where Adam Sandler's character answers a table of kids wanting to know what being "wasted" means and he tells them it's a "hankering for ice cream". A little girl then yells out "I wanna get chocolate wasted!".

People now use it just to mean very drunk and they generally use the complete quote from the movie.
Bob: Let's hit up the bars tonight.
Sam: Yeah, I could use a few drinks after all this studying.
Kara: I wanna get chocolate wasted!!
Everyone: (laughs hysterically)
by katiefromtexas December 2, 2010
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chocolate starfish

The human anus, specifically when it is encrusted with fecal matter (i.e. shit).
Beware the unfortunate repercussions of poking the chocolate starfish!
by Shit Brick August 19, 2004
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Chocolate Cake

chocolate cake (n.) - a delicious sweet made out of cake and chocolate
chocolate cake (v.) - the act of scarfing down one's weight in chocolate cake (see above) and doing the "i'm fat!" dance before promptly deciding that one ate far too much and going to lay down (aka a chocolate coma); often results in chocolate euphoria
1) I want some chocolate cake.
2) I'm going to go chocolate cake myself into oblivion.
by jozaud November 17, 2009
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