captain's list

the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce

My girlfriend has asked me to remove her from my captain's list.

by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2016

captain merica

That one dude who is overly American (e.g. Eating hot dogs and going to baseball games)

Boy, he is such a captain merica

by Mrwat February 1, 2017

Captain Kneeus

Originated from the great Amarkus Edward “Kneeus” “Captain Knee” “Big Knee” “Kneeboy” “Lil Dark” Brown.

Look at that nigga kneeus over there.
My BOY CAPTAIN KNEEUS IN THE BUILDING!

by Capt Knee November 12, 2020

Captain's Chair

Another word for a computer chair.

"I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"

"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."

by DutchPirate September 20, 2012

captain buddick

A man whose penis cannot be felt during intercourse

My friends name is Iain or Captain Buddick

by joelykins12 November 26, 2011

captain debauchery

a bartender superhero alias who lives in edmonton alberta.
His special powers include being able to out drink and out party the common folk.If you are caught drinking with him

beware of his weakness vodka.

Captain Debauchery is having another epic party.

by burninoil January 2, 2012

Sub Captain

A guy who bangs alot of fat chicks and thusly ''Racks up tonage'' like a sub captain from WW2. Sometimes a dance is involved, in whick you do the ''Sonar Sweep" the "parascope" and the "torpedo".

Nixon was at the Bar last night Subcaptaining like a champion.

Nixon is racking up tonage like a Sub Captain.

by Steamy-Ray-Vaughn January 6, 2012