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buy a stick of butter

When you buy someone a 'stick of butter' you go to the store buy the stick of butter and then stick it up the ass/vagina
Hey, let me buy a stick of butter.
by hakym201 November 6, 2017
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If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.
Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."
by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023
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power buy

When you buy something very expensive, that you can’t really afford, in an attempt to show off.
I can believe Justin bought a 98in tv, it was such a power buy.
by Cyber_Musashi April 30, 2021
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buying lines

The act of buying Powerball lines in excess with no real hope of of winning big.
Paul wasted all his paycheck buying lines for the Powerball jackpot.
by Goosebuster April 25, 2016
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Bui

Means you’re sweet but stupid at the same time
You’re so bui
by Hey hey you March 7, 2019
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take someone to best buy

Putting an electronic wireless butt plug in to someone's rear, keeping control of the remote and then going shopping.
I'm getting ready to take someone to best buy. Hope the batteries don't give out on me.
by MoldyBiscuit September 27, 2022
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Why did I even buy this mug?

What you might ask after buying a mug from Urban Dictionary.
1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?
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