Ugh! Last night I was taking a shortcut home and saw a bunch of homeless men having a back alley buffet. They even at a fucking rat!
by WoLfBaNdIt February 27, 2018
Get the Back Alley Buffet mug.Sexual act involving at least 2 people, usually 3 or more, where one or more participants proceed to consume the male ejaculate out of the asshole of another counterpart which just had one or more men climax into
Guy 1: "Yo Bro, check that girl out! she looks so hungry!"
Guy 2: "did you mean to say thirsty??"
Guy 1: No man, she looks like she's ready for a huge 'butt nut buffet!'"
Guy 2: "did you mean to say thirsty??"
Guy 1: No man, she looks like she's ready for a huge 'butt nut buffet!'"
by Carotenuto June 9, 2018
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A phrase commonly used by various characters from the children's television series Thomas & Friends. It is usually used as an alternative to "Oh my goodness" and similar phrases.
by Gabe2006 December 8, 2021
Get the Bust my buffers mug.An amount of fast food exceeding the groups already ridiculously large late night drive through order. It's necessary to ensure that noone's munchies are left unfulfilled.
"Dude, I know there's only 4 of us and 10 cheeseburgers, 8 large fries and 6 milkshakes should be enough but I better order some buffer food just in case."
by Phishman27 December 9, 2008
Get the Buffer Food mug.One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.
example: Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
Buffet Squirrel = Food Stealer
Buffet Squirrel = Food Stealer
by Nathan Drack January 25, 2019
Get the Buffet Squirrel mug.This is when you place toilet roll into the toilet before you take a poo and prevent any back splash going up your o-valve.
Wife: you took ages, you must have had a massive poo. any splash back?
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!
by barber6 July 13, 2009
Get the pap baffle mug.Open buffet Islam Is a new unofficial form of islam practised by some modern Muslims in which they choose what they like from Islam and leave what they don't like.
Open buffet Muslims tend to live an open and free life away from the normal Islamic restrictions, they do however choose to live by these teachings in Ramadan, and abandon them right after the month is over.
They do this due to their love of life combined with their Islamic nurturing and need for spirituality,but when confronted they would claim that islam is the one true perfect religion and they chose it as a guide for their lives, failing to ever live by its teachings cause they are, well they are humans who love to live.
Open buffet Muslims tend to live an open and free life away from the normal Islamic restrictions, they do however choose to live by these teachings in Ramadan, and abandon them right after the month is over.
They do this due to their love of life combined with their Islamic nurturing and need for spirituality,but when confronted they would claim that islam is the one true perfect religion and they chose it as a guide for their lives, failing to ever live by its teachings cause they are, well they are humans who love to live.
-What do you mean Sally is fasting today? She was drinking with us last week
* Yeh she's like a part of those open buffet Islam people don't be surprised
* Yeh she's like a part of those open buffet Islam people don't be surprised
by lebphoenix June 27, 2015
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