Braden Jones

A famous writer over in england who is a total douche bag.

"Dude, are you going to get that new book by Braden Jones?"

"Hell no! I met him once, he was a total douche cake. Dont even get me started on his jewish girlfriend!"

by William Cash March 23, 2009

brayden michael blackmon

the best fucking think that will ever happen to you. super caring guy. who always tries his hardest to make you feel like your on top of the world. although he is very lonely he makes others feel important. and will be friends with anyone. all he ever wants is a girl to treat him right, wont lie or cheat. but goes for the wrong girls.. treats girls with the most respect but not afriad to have fun.. makes big mistakes very often, but learns from them. and regrets many things.

he is a brayden michael blackmon

by billy bob dumbass September 26, 2010

braden

A retarded kid who uses lube.
He hits everything (including his sister) except the basket.

Guy 1: braden did another airball
Guy 2: That was definitely braden

by Robobobodaman October 16, 2019

braden page

a person with an insanely massive penis, like bigger than anyone in the world. if you think u have a bigger penis than braden page think again because you dont, so your a pindick and braden page has an incredibly massive and wide and long and thick cock and balls, and his awesome.
PIECE.

i slept with a guy who had the biggest penis last night!
well braden page's is so much bigger

by travis munchen June 15, 2010

briderui

is rosa

"omg i love canni-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP BRIDERUI!!!!!"

by ihaterosa January 7, 2023

corpse bride

A woman who is silent and maintains a passive expression throughtout sexual intercourse. Particularly applies to a woman who is a virgin bride on a honeymoon.

I feel sorry for John - he was really looking forward to shagging Martha for the first time last night, until he found out she was a corpse bride.

by greyshark7 March 14, 2007

Brayden

A total ass of a dude. Super deceptive and will ruin your life. Spends most of his time telling you how much he cares about you and how he loves you but is always only looking for sex. When the relationship gets to be too much for him, he gives up and asks for sex anyways

“Man that dude was such an ass”

“I know he’s a total brayden”

by mouse rat July 19, 2018