Broken hose

This term can be used to describe a man who struggles with ejaculation.

“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

broken toilet

When an asian girl invites you over for anal

Kim Lee asked me to come over and fix her BROKEN TOILET

by DaddyKnows December 1, 2016

broken jumper

When your dick is to small to even work

Derek has a broken jumper

by 03logan01 September 14, 2016

Made of art and broken glass

Camille

"she's made of art and broken glass"

by Aw_k_ward November 20, 2018

Broken Boss

Implies the boss of a job once did exceptionally, but their ability to lead/direct a team of employees has deteriorated overtime and refuses to quit or accept that changes need to be made, or are afraid to do so.

They may still be effective at their own work, but they cannot realize that their business/team is underperforming and are no longer able to shift the situation in their favor.

"How's work been?"
"My broken boss won't bring more staff on, he keeps filling reservations but there's no one to help."

by Splorsh June 28, 2021

Triple heart broken

this is when you are heart broken times three and even one time is really really bad and can make someone want to commit suicide.. and doctors don't help they just be making it worst for people to want to do it even more. let me explain a example of how someone can be triple heart broken. so let's say someone lost their wife who he really love and was the best man possible to her, let's say this happen because their new born daughter was killed. that two heart broken effects right there, and now let's say some girl that is evil but looks really good in public and is a young girl or pretending to be a young girl and can still can pretend to be young underage girl at the age of 28. let's say this girl was mad he wouldn't date her and shes beautiful and sexy and he's faithful to his wife. and she lie on him and said he rape her. to lock him up thinking he scared to have sex with her because she under age and would go to prison for it and she make it happen anyway when she thinks he was trying to avoid it. and let's say this guy is a hero who always protect all girls and women from rape and he hates it and vowed to GOD he wouldn't even do it. and an example of an Quad heart break that is four times he could of rape his wife in the beginning before they got married and couldn't help his strong feelings of love for her.

he's triple heart broken? i doubt he's still living through that immense pain agony and suffering mix up no matter how much time passes by, even his old lost wife ask why are you still hurting?

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 23, 2022

Mixed Broken Language

Also known as MBL, it is a set of text written in a way that one may consider it to be broken English, but it also uses words from other languages. There is no punctuation or regulation of any kind applied to MBL, just do whatever

A-“Is you an americas?”
B-“no but are you from a non-English speaking country?”
A-“oui mein komrade”
B-“You speakin’ in mixed broken language?”
A-“si”

by Just a human on this planet October 4, 2017