Essentially the monogamous version of a Slam Pig.
A woman that is quick to court and become impregnated, usually leading on her mate with the idea that she cannot get pregnant via a medical diagnosis that was never proven leading to a hopefully successful marriage.
A woman that is quick to court and become impregnated, usually leading on her mate with the idea that she cannot get pregnant via a medical diagnosis that was never proven leading to a hopefully successful marriage.
"After all these years you just see me as a breed hog to have sex with!"
"Well yeah babe, but at least you're my hog"
"Well yeah babe, but at least you're my hog"
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Common things a breeder will say to a child-free person:
"You're being selfish"
"You'll change your mind"
"You're immature"
"You won't know true love until you have a baby"
"Motherhood/fatherhood is so rewarding"
"You're wasting your life"
"You'll regret not having a baby"
"You're lazy"
"Who will take care of you when you're old?"
"You're gonna die alone"
Common things a breeder will say to a child-free person:
"You're being selfish"
"You'll change your mind"
"You're immature"
"You won't know true love until you have a baby"
"Motherhood/fatherhood is so rewarding"
"You're wasting your life"
"You'll regret not having a baby"
"You're lazy"
"Who will take care of you when you're old?"
"You're gonna die alone"
Every child-free person will encounter a breeder sooner or later. Whether it be a family member, friend, romantic partner, or even your doctor (OBGYNs are NOTORIOUS for trying to get their patients to have babies since they make a lot money off of pregnant patients and less from patients who want to be sterilized!). Remind the breeders that your life choices have no impact on your life, and that they're an asshole for being so rude to you.
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