bread blasting

When you get a french loaf shoved deep inside of your anal cavity/vaginal cavity.

All was fine and well until her dad walked, balls deep, no hair, bread blasting his daughter.

by NNNNN1NNNNN January 23, 2020

Nut Bread

When a group of guys all stand around one piece of bread on a table, etc. all jacking off onto the piece of bread. The last person to bust a nut on the bread loses and has to eat the soggy piece.

Man, it would suck to be johnny, i heard he lost in a game of Nut Bread last friday.

by Johnny Nutterbutter January 10, 2012

finger breading

When girls circle around a piece of bread and finger themselves, the last girl to squirt on the bread has the eat the bread.

Damn that shit was so gross when Melissa lost that game of finger breading, SHE ATE THE WHOLE SLICE!

by T-Dog Maloney July 9, 2016

white bread sex

plain, boring, basic sex. probably missionary. awkward and completely lacking any sex appeal, typically silent and zero eye contact.

like vanilla, but worse.

guy 1: cheated on my girl last night, wasn’t even worth it.

guy 2: damn, how bad could it have been?
guy 1: white bread sex.

guy 2: would have been better off busting your own nut :/

by aaliyahwitdafattie January 6, 2020

parmesan flat bread

extreme deep throat

my girl friend just gave some extreme parmesan flat bread to some random guy

by Meow say Meow April 18, 2010

Lava and Bread

Sex

Man those two just did the lava and bread.

by teinkie February 10, 2018

You know, it's like bread.

Used as an answer to something really obvious.

Person 1: What's 2+2?
Person 2: You know, it's like bread.

Person 1: Let's go to Disney World!
Person 2: What's that??
Person 1: You know, it's like bread.

by lolashleysays October 21, 2010