brandon brown

An asshole greaser

Wow ur such a Brandon brown

by missfett November 3, 2014

brandon

the biggest fucking GEED in the world!!!

look at that brandon in cargo shorts and a 59 50 hat

by sperry's and cream January 28, 2011

Brandon Pummel

A stupid douchebag who fucks antelopes while licking his mothers inflamed vagina. A brandon pummel usually has a very small and brown dick. He thinks he has cool tattoos too but really they are just bullshit. Brandon pummel also has a BABYFACE. Everyone in the world thinks he should die. Faggot that couldnt make a squirrel moan with his two inch dick

Hey your not friends with brandon pummel are you?

NO.

Well good because he is going to hell and he will take you with him. he only wants you for your homomsexual anal sex

by RICKY ROSSs October 18, 2008

Brandon

Little Dick Prick

That guy is such a brandon

by vxudv October 21, 2014

brandon chambers

A guy who only cares about using girls for sex because he hates himself. Life ruiner

cheater womanizer evil
Brandon chambers will ruin your life and make you feel like a slutty piece of garbage.

by Bn1994 February 25, 2017

Brandon

An very angry kid who speaks fluent swearing. Enjoys misplacing his anger on things that no ordinary person would get mad at. Likely attributed to his probable small penis.

Brandon: "Do you have this Shirt in a Large?"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"

by Schwarz77 November 25, 2011

Brandon

A slang word meaning to ejaculate in an unordly fashion. In such a way that could possibly drown the targeted woman and or woman population.

Wow, that guy just brandoned that girl...

by B-mizzy October 19, 2009