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Lady blowjob

When your pussy get slurped, licked and lathered properly with mutual consent by a male or female performer.
Brett, don’t get so drunk that you can’t give me a lady blowjob!!!
by Wolfslayer January 14, 2018
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Drive by Blowjob

A Drive by Blowjob is a blowjob that is given out of nowhere and comes without any further sexual expectation. A woman will randomly walk up to her husband and blow him.
I gave my boyfriend a Drive by Blowjob when he was rearranging the bookshelf.
by @mrkulci September 11, 2020
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Danish Blowjob

A blowjob consisting of mostly tongue action as opposed to the traditional suck and tug. It is not exclusively tongue, as it includes any variation of light biting and sucking. It is considered a form of "cock worship," as the person administering the Danish Blowjob lavishes the penis and testicles of the recipient with much attention from the tongue.
My girlfriend decided to change things up on valentines day; she tied me to the bed and gave me a Danish Blowjob. It utterly blew my mind!
by DoodleBobbyJoe September 4, 2016
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Florida blowjob

When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.
Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.
by aidenthesnork March 2, 2020
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obama blowjob

friend 1: yo whats up
friend 2: YO OBAMA BLOWJOB!!!
by frosty_rosiee March 26, 2021
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anal blowjob

When a girl is giving you a rusty trombone, you relieve yourself and discharge a nice, thick log of shit about half way, then your partner starts to suck on the shit like it's a big cock.
This chick was lickin' my ass, and I was prairie doggin', then she started sucking on my shit like it was Dick Ram Bone or something.
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cthulhu blowjob

While giving a blowjob, begin talking like the Cookie Monster.
Your mom game me a cthulhu blowjob. So I ate her.
by MarkusR February 27, 2009
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