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Birthday Beatoff 

The act of beating off your cock, whilst Marilyn Monroe's version of Happy Birthday plays aloud.
"Hey bro did you get in that Birthday Beatoff sesh?" "Yeah bro highly recommend middle to high volume on headphones."
Birthday Beatoff by DrGooseSwanson September 27, 2023

birthday cake 

giving someone a bj (blowing the candles out) then eating them out (eating your cake)
oh he’s so hot i would give him a birthday cake if he asked me too
birthday cake by kennythemoron October 23, 2023

Birthday rule 

When doing the hard mode in NNN if your birthday is in November, you get a chance to lose once, but you have to do an extra day of nnn
Person 1: Hey did you fail nnn yet?
Person 2: No I used the birthday rule.
Person 1: oh yeah happy birthday
Birthday rule by Still goin strong November 4, 2023

Birthday privilege 

A more polite or subtle version of the phrase ‘birthday sex’, suggesting sexual favours or attention from one’s partner.
“We’ve both been working a lot lately but I’m hoping Sharon will give me birthday privileges tonight”
Birthday privilege by Tim Peters November 9, 2023

Birthday Cake 

The Act of Slapping your partner in their face during sex as they are about to climax, immediately followed by giving them surprise Anal.
That nasty slag down the hall really enjoys her birthday cake.
Birthday Cake by Hugh e Rexion November 17, 2023

Birthday kisses

On someone’s birthday u gotta give them kisses depending on there age
Hey look they haven’t gotten birthday kisses
That means they gotta get kisses on their birthday