Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!
Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
Get the Why I don't trust the Bible mug.The 10 commandments of fucking off your life to play runescape properly;
1. thou shall not leave the computer seat for longer then 3 seconds unless to get coke
2. thou shall do 1m xp a day or slash thy genitals
3.be pro
and so on, this religion was derived from the church of timlohaye.
1. thou shall not leave the computer seat for longer then 3 seconds unless to get coke
2. thou shall do 1m xp a day or slash thy genitals
3.be pro
and so on, this religion was derived from the church of timlohaye.
<crazy train>:omfg im pro <lvl 138>:omfg do you like ever read the bible of broman you fail shit <crazy train>: no i sit around masterbating all day and cybering people.
by jesssssssssssssssssssssssa February 20, 2009
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Get the the brick bible mug.A Word Bible is another, more accurate word for dictionary. A Word Bible, is a collection of definitions of all the sacred words, in the language you choose. It is considered to be holy, and the one and only divine record of language.
by BreakdownStudy November 29, 2019
Get the Word Bible mug.Cutting a hole in a bible and fucking it until your dick bleeds. Once you finish your cum and blood dry on the bible leaving a “Rusty” film
by Mikey boi grokowski November 20, 2021
Get the Rusty Bible mug.Not referring exactly to the book of Christianity, which has some coincidences with historical facts, has told some good manners (and some others that chain you to exclusively find God instead of you and your family and surroundings' happiness) but has a vast majority of fantasy, rhetoric, prejudice, homophobia, sexism hate and mental manipulation that can only be done by the man itself; referring to the "in-Urban Dictionary" definitions, that kind of description that has more downvotes than upvotes no matter if the opinion is for or against the book.
Hey, I am just reading the Urban Dictionary's thesaurus for "The Bible" and I realized there are a majority of definitions that have more dislikes than approvals! But... Oh look! These both definitions were written the same month and year, one is against the book and the other supports it. The first one, in favour, has 134 likes and 370 dislikes; and the other that is against, has 230 votes up and 420 votes down.
What the HELL!!
What the HELL!!
by Teh Wolfboy January 24, 2018
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