michael (the koala from the bible)

A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree

I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please

by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022

Hood Bible

Google Docs full of current scam methods. Every year it gets updated and street price runs around 100$ for it.

i bought the hood bible from jayquan and this walmart return scam is bussin.

by Skaterdude666 August 7, 2023

Bible

Titties

Mary: “I hail the bible”
Stephanie: “dam u gay ass bitch, me to”

by Fuckitup2020 October 30, 2021

Desert bible

Another name for the Quran.

Eddie: "I heard Joe now reads the desert bible instead of the original."
Billie: "Great, should we buy him a rug he can pray to?"

by Blasfemy March 18, 2024

Bibled

The ejaculation of sperm into a book of any kind with the originating book being a Bible.

Ryan I Bibled your book.

by stan_2019 March 10, 2022

Sussy Bible

An Among Us themed Christian bible with the word Holy replaced with Sussy decorated in Among Us characters & various Among Us references written through the bible. A Sussy Bible can be used to express how Sus you think the bible is as you turn to a page to read something Christians claim wasn’t in the bible, something they’re doing wrong or vile crimes the bible condones & encourages the reader to do.

I bet you didn't even read the Sussy Bible.

by 36368876 March 18, 2022

Holy Bible

Slang for Pistol

Yo! grab the Holy Bible, I’m about to bless this nigga.

by ThaParks December 16, 2021