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bat ping

When you think of a friend because you need them and they somehow coincidentally show up or contact you
i really missed her and when she suddenly walked into the coffee shop I realized I must have bat pinged her.
by a.b.eirce March 23, 2017
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Sex bat

Damn that guy is so FUCKING hot.. he is a sex bat.
by Upsidedown cactus July 31, 2017
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Nerf Batting

Verb
The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.
"Billy said his Tinder match was so bad in bed rather than say anything he tried Nerf Batting her so she would leave."
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".
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softball bat

A bat used to hit big yellow balls
A softball bat is used to hit nice hard yellow balls
by Bitchboy123 June 9, 2017
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Fruit Bat

Slang for a Narcissistic person. May look super cute and fuzzy but turns out they are a sneaky creature of the night that lives to flit from one place to another sucking the sweetness out of everything they get too close to.
That guy is a total Fruit Bat. He's hairy and cute but he sucks the sweetness out of every woman he's ever been with then flies on to the next one. Total narcissist.
by dreamie09 August 22, 2022
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Bling Bat

Some who wear fake bling
Get outta here with your fake jewels you bling bat!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
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Bats Moment

When something stupid happens when it shouldn't work as it has.
I have had a bats moment.
by Crxissxnt December 2, 2022
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