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Barry Joe

Smartest Mofo ever

Barry Joe lives in San Fransico with his super rich parents moching off them. He weighs 400 pounds, is a god at rocket league, thinks Oklahoma is on the east coast, went to harvard at age 9, graduated at age 8 after inventing the time machine, and is the starting quaterback at his middle school, and only eats salad. Runs track for Ohio state somehow.
Person 1 "Yo do you know Barry Joe?"
Person 2 "I know a couple of Barry Joes, which one do you mean?"
Person 1 "The retarded looking one"
Person 2 "Oh u mean Barry Joe Mama"
by oihp3q49paewfug9p203u9 September 12, 2022
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come have a barry

Come have a Barry is an older generations version of 'Netflix and Chill' where they'll put some Barry White on and get the Blue Nun out and raid the old haunted vagina and shake the dentures loose. It generally ends up in the brown, sweaty and needing a tissue much like he did when on stage.
I invited Doris to come have a Barry. .. we let the music play and loves themed all over her dentures
by Kristoff April 11, 2016
mugGet the come have a barrymug.

Took the Barry Way to Melbourne

(Saying/Phrase) To do something the hard way/make something more complicated.
"Oliver spelt 'Kronk' like 'Cronque', bro took the Barry Way to Melbourne.
by notoliverbatson June 4, 2024
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Barry

A name given to ginger haired women who are unwilling to share their birth name when asked.
Are you and Barry still together?
I'm surprised Barry hasn't popped one out yet.
by Mushyp June 11, 2022
mugGet the Barrymug.

Barrie Jean

Barrie Jean is a really funny person also known as BJ. She is a really good person to make jokes with and hang out with. You would also like to make a really funny joke with a big brown horse and her.
Girl-hey Barrie Jean! Go ride your horse.
by Gs duchess dndn October 7, 2020
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Barry

Takes what he wants and leaves you in utter sadness

Usually a bit of a prick
Look Barry just stole my girl
by octogram88 January 11, 2020
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barry

Matty: hmmm WHAT SHOULD MY PROFILE PICTURE?? I KNOW JUST THE FOREHEAD. SO KFC KNOWS WHERE TO PUT THE BUCKET. AS I AM BARRY
by cstbls74 October 21, 2021
mugGet the barrymug.

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