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bodies-in-the-barrels

Australian slang: to describe a terrible, particularly violent crime, often referring to serial killers or mass murder. Sometimes used ironically, in a non-crime context.
'It was brutal, no one escaped alive. A real bodies-in-the-barrels situation.'
by fasteddyking November 29, 2023
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024
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barrel-iron

A gun, most likely a .38.
He placed his barrel-iron between the teeth and aimed at the roof of his mouth and shot.
by BrazBiz April 15, 2015
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Barrel

(pretend that nothing is here *barrel*)
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.
After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024
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Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.
My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire
by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022
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Gay cracker barrel

“Yk, maybe it is time for gay cracker barrel
by Skippytoilet June 24, 2024
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