What the balls

Less severe way of saying "What the fuck" or "What the hell". Used to express confusion, shock, or frustration. Also used on the Internet in it's acronym form "WTB".

Ex. "Can you believe that Steve and Ashley hung out last night?" "What the balls? No way dude!"

or "What the balls is that?!"

or "What the balls is taking you so long?"

by Wimsyy March 1, 2011

Idiot Ball

Can be a figurative or literal ball that creates profound stupidity in the person with the misfortune of holding it.

It is often used by writers to fuel the episode of the week when they can no longer think of a worthwhile plot driver.
-A tell for this is when you scream at a character, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO, STOP THAT!"

Any Actor that appears in an infomercial.

Can be thought of as a game of Hot Potato but with one's competence on the line.

Actor with the Idiot Ball:
"Too stupid to figure out how to use a blanket? Get a Snuggie!"

Villain with the Idiot Ball:
"Before I kill you Mr. Bond, I will tell you how to stop my plan for world domination."

by Icterus September 12, 2011

Fever Balls

Fever Balls is an extremely elastic and stretched state of the scrotum experienced by males during the intensity of a fever. Symptoms include balls becoming very saggy and sticking to the sweat on the inner thigh. Caution must be taken when sitting on toilets for the elderly who are suffering from fever balls.

The patient sat on his own testicles on account of the Fever Balls condition.

by Mchammer911 March 30, 2015

balls drop

To reach puberty for a boy.

God, I wish that kid's balls would drop so we didn't have to hear him screeching all the time.

by Plush Terry October 28, 2004

balls dropped

When a male hits puberty; the balls become saggy when puberty comes, thus they 'drop'

Yo! Did you hear Joe's voice? I guess his balls dropped...

Or

12 Year old squeaker : Hey guys wanna go play some Minecraft on Xbox?
13 Year old Non Squeaker: Shut up dude! Your balls haven't even dropped.

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015

ice ball

crack + meth, mixed together and smoked.

similar to a snow ball (drug definition).

can be as simple as blending crack rock shavings with ice shavings in the same pipe, or as complicated as infusing the methampletamine particulates into the cocaine while it's cooking.

VERY dangerous.

one hit off that ice ball put me over the edge like a hang-glider.

by Wild Drunken Bill August 19, 2008

ball sag

The sesnsation caused by years of wearing straight boxers causing the balls to sag more and more

Man I wish I would have worn boxer briefs the last 20 years. My ball sag is so bad I could fucking mop the floor with my nuts.

by MrHobbes69 June 23, 2014