Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.
Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.
Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.
Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.
Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.
Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.
Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.
by Vepa H March 16, 2013
Any bodily orifice that you would use as a pocket or hiding place, such as the anus or the shaft of the penis. Also known as the prison wallet.
by BAKERS DADDY October 03, 2023
8 days. Another unit to measure days, rather than saying a week and a day.
Just as a baker's dozen is 13, one more than a regular dozen of 12, a baker's week is 8 days, one more than 7 days in a normal week.
Just as a baker's dozen is 13, one more than a regular dozen of 12, a baker's week is 8 days, one more than 7 days in a normal week.
by TheFiend138 April 30, 2019
by Nyasher the Masher May 20, 2022
Landon: “Did you hear about that guy that dated Megan Gladden?”
Josh2: “You must be referring to Josh Baker!”
Josh2: “You must be referring to Josh Baker!”
by Armenianthief January 26, 2023
The sex act where after months of her boyfriend trying to persuade her the woman finally agrees to anal, walks out of the room and comes back with an 8 inch strapon
“Poor Roger Mayne’s missus did the Shirley Baker on him the other day, fucker still can’t walk without wincing”
by DefinitionGuy666 January 12, 2020
by Eli gyattt November 27, 2023