¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)
One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.
by aaroncv3 April 14, 2020
Get the baker's metermug. Any bodily orifice that you would use as a pocket or hiding place, such as the anus or the shaft of the penis. Also known as the prison wallet.
by BAKERS DADDY October 3, 2023
Get the Bakers Bussymug. by KöJøffə January 31, 2016
Get the Hairy Baker's Dozenmug. Chris baker is an amazing man. He’s charming, Sweet, Tough, Funny, and will always stick up for the people he cares about. He’s been through A lot but never shows anyone that side of him. He puts everyone in front of himself and that’s cost him a lot but he’s came a long way and is strong as ever because of it. He has beautiful brown eyes, and gorgeous brown hair. He’s tall. He’s everything you could ever dream of. He’s goofy but calm. He can be rowdy but it’s always in a good way. He loves his family much more than he loves himself, but it’s because he can’t see what everyone else sees in him. He often feels as if he lost himself, but he can always make it back.
by Kworp754 November 23, 2021
Get the Chris Bakermug. by The Mad Bakers November 24, 2021
Get the The Mad Bakersmug. He is a Pookie, a Sigma, some might even say he is the Skibidi Sigma. But to me he is just a bae with Kai Cenat Gyatt Rizz.
by Gyattmaster69 August 19, 2024
Get the Will Bakermug. A dick of a length matching exactly eleven inches in length, of any girth. Similar to a subway dick, but one inch smaller.
by Drunkbastard1337 April 21, 2017
Get the baker's dickmug.