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Baby Loads

The relatively small amount of semen ejaculated by teens who masturbate at a young age. Typically, Baby Loads are most often seen in the 11 to 13 year range, but can be present in people of any age.
The term can also define any load or ejaculate which is sub par in density. Presence of Baby Loads is much more common in chronic masturbatory cases.
*Friends find video of a friend masturbating on his laptop from several years prior*

Steve: Bro, I've just seen a video of you tuggin'! Daaamn!

Matt: Fuck man, don't judge me! I was like, 14! I was shootin' Baby Loads back then!
by whereised March 21, 2011
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Hanger Baby

An insult against people, mostly children, calling them a failed abortion through the hanger method where you would insert a hanger in the vagina attempting to kill the baby. If the baby survives and is born then they are a hanger baby (normally having brain damage).
by msfnxy June 3, 2021
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Milkshake Baby

The result of a woman becoming pregnant after having sex with multiple men.
After a wild night of partying and sex, the woman realized she may be pregnant with a milkshake baby.
by cgrgnr March 29, 2010
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Habbo Baby

Probably the most unpopular and irritating users on Habbo Hotel who for some weird reason dress and act like small children.

They are commonly found in adoption centers (duh) but sometimes will appear randomly in various locations such as streets, hospitals and free houses claiming to have lost their mothers.

Some also appear on doorsteps claiming to be a newborn in a box wrapped in a blanket as a ploy to make you feel sorry for them.

Caution should be taken as some are scammers and will ask for rights to your houses or for furni and other luxuries.
A typical Habbo Baby will appear as follows;

BOYS:

Bald
Chubby cheeks
large eyes
Hoody (usually blue)

Shorts (also usually blue)
Bunny slippers
Button noses (usually red from what I saw)

GIRLS:
Hoody (usually pink or other neutral colour purple or green)
Pants (or in some cases skirts or shorts)
Pigtails (some are bald)
Bow ties
Large eyes
Bunny Slippers
Button noses (usually pink)

Their most discintive feature is their mannerisms they will almost always add a 'w' into every word, apparently to immitate to the speech of a child or to appear cute.

Example: "Hwi will ywou adwopt mwe?"

In an adoption center they will commonly seek "parents" who have VIP or some wealth such as furni or credits.

If you are none HC member they will probably reject you.

"Mwe want VIP mwommy awnd dwaddy".

Habbo babies often cause annoyance to other habbo members, however they can be a great source of entertainment.

I sometimes like to go into an adoption center and be mean to them or pretend to be nice in the adoption center and take them home and then torture them by locking them in rooms or ignoring their cries.

Me: Hello
Baby: Hwi
Me: Are you a newborn?
Baby: Wes
Me: You are one ugly baby.
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You will see "mothers" bringing their adopted "children" to free houses (as their own rooms are too small)

Me: Hello miss
Woman: Hi
Me: Some mighty ugly children you've got there
Woman: Stop being so mean
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by DeadZone2013 January 20, 2013
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Frog Baby

The act of pulling a hideous face which resembles the infamous "frog baby". The origin of this hideous face can be traced back many years. Commonly reffered to as a Raita, this ugly face can cause serious damage to the eyes and mental health of those watching.
Holy shit! Did you see the king pull that frog baby?
by nevillebartos December 3, 2010
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Little baby

A name for someone who is younger than you

Tends to be cute

Small
by LLjimin January 3, 2019
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Rainbow Baby

A baby born after the loss of a child.

Examples: A child that is born alive and survives after a miscarriage, stillbirth or the death of a child of any age.
"Jordan is my rainbow baby 🌈. After the loss of my child I didn't think I could go on, but then I found out I was having a baby and I knew she was going to be someone worth sticking around for.

I miss eldest child every day, but her rainbow baby sister carries on her name and we live on to make her proud."
by Hilarityrarity December 18, 2021
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