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Alphaesthete

Alphaesthete is a term coined by social commentator Mark Simpson to describe men who outgrew metrosexuality.

In the early noughties, metrosexual practices such as male grooming became more and more normal as men began to pay as much attention to their personal appearance as their girlfriends/boyfriends did. This meant that men on the cutting edge of fashion needed a new way to distinguish themselves from the crowd.

Alphaesthetes did this by adopting more extreme grooming routines and by highlighting their fearless fashion sense by wearing clothes that even a diehard metrosexual would consider outlandish.

No clothes are off limits for an alphaesthete (apart from a Kappa tracksuit perhaps); he’ll wear anything even if it results in ridicule from his friends or people on the street.

An alphaesthete is as at home in D&G white swimming trunks as he is in an Oswald Boeteng three-piece suit and is likely to have a bathroom stuffed with more cosmetic product than the average high street pharmacy as well as the most up to date grooming gadgets to make sure his look is immaculate.
‘With his painted toenails and tight silver shorts, Christiano Ronaldo really is a bit of an alphaesthete.’
by Wilbeforce October 16, 2010
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Alpha Breast

the girl with the biggest tits at any event
With Kristins massive D size breasts she was easily the alpha breast at the party
by 22400michael March 9, 2011
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Alpha Quitter

A person who deletes their membership to any form of social network while the network is in it's prime.
Max rescinded his facebook. What an Alpha Quitter. Ha- More like an Alpha Loser.
by Robespierre17000 July 25, 2011
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Alphadomeing

When a male, or group of males develop alpha male characteristics and demonstrate extreme manly behavior.
'Hey look at that guy over there nailing shots and hitting on chicks...'

'Yeah dude. He's totally alphadomeing that shit'.
by HowManyDowwa October 6, 2012
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alpha skank

A passive-agressive girl who frequently touches and flirts with unavailable men in front of their wives or girlfriends.
If that alpha skank rubs up on my date one more time I'll break her nose.
by bobsknobs November 26, 2013
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alpha yawn

The yawn that triggers a chain reaction of yawns around the room.
"Aw man, you're alpha yawn made everyone in the room yawn too :/"
by FuriousNick November 9, 2014
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alpha-dawg

The supreme leader of a family, business, gang, posse, government, military, religion or group.
When the alpha-dawg speaks, people listen.
by Achilles_ny September 8, 2015
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