April 26th

Happy birthday Ethan

My favorite bar mitzvah boy born on april 26th, happy birthday ethan ~Dad

by joinednothing March 1, 2021

April Fools

an overrated prank day that happens on April 1 of every year

ohhhh your shoe is untied! APRIL FOOLS HUR HUR

by lmr428 April 18, 2011

April 9th

Fuck a friend day

I’m finna fuck my bsf it’s April 9th.

by Kill a hoe March 24, 2021

April 15

April 15 is national i fucked your mom day. It’s a day where you fuck somebody’s mom. Go up to anybody and say “I fucked your mom” and it will be just fine.

Boby: Hey lil tim it’s April 15! You know what that means?

Lil tim: you fucked my mom?
Boby: yes sir les get this bread

by BadddBitchperiodt April 14, 2019

April 18

April 18 is national grab dick, ass , or boobs day

April 18 , “I grabbed ya butt ,and I grab ya dick “ 😂

by Thicc bih 🥰 April 17, 2019

April 11

The day when you can do anything you want (can’t be anything illegal)

Me:I’m going out bye
Mom:no you have to stay home and do homework

Me: no cause it’s April 11th

by Brooklyndelilah12 November 8, 2019

April 20th

The day where we all get high as fuck and celebrate hitler’s birthday and the columbine shooting.

April 20th “heil de fürher and let’s get as high as a giraffe’s pussy”

by brochachos April 18, 2018