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Amazing Race Birthday Party

Special event where well-meaning housewife attempts to put her creativity and organizational skills to the test in order to expand her child's peer group. Her realization that the TV show is highly edited and actually combines days and days of footage into a tightly packed hour coincides with her forehead slapping self-deprecations about not ordering an online plan for the party and trying to save 10 bucks to do it herself.
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by partyprofessor September 8, 2009
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amazing

Something you'll remember for the rest of your life.something you wanna do. A miracle....(sigh)
You:Woot!Woo-hoo! I...just...went..bungee-jumping!Some random dude:that's amazing
by CommitedScrubsFan May 28, 2008
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Amazonian MudBall

when a large group of natives capture you, tie you up, and begin so slather mud/poop on your body,(commonly the penial area). after the mud/poop is slathered they bring in the tribe cheif who gives the victim a vigirous Hand Job.
Guy: hey man how was your trip to the Amazon?

Friend: it was great, i met some natives, they gave me a souvenier.

Guy: what was it?

Friend: an Amazonian MudBall!
by apishfiend123 August 10, 2012
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Amazonukah

A celebration that can last up to weeks after Christmas, where late shipments still arrive in the mail many days after they were ordered online.
Amazonukah lasted 17 days after Christmas this year as many of my gifts were coming from Santa's new workshop conveniently located in China due to it's cheaper labor.
by I got you back December 23, 2014
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Amazonesia

The inability to remember what you ordered from Amazon two days ago.
The mailman pulled up and I had complete Amazonesia. I had no idea what was in that box!
by ErinHatzi July 10, 2019
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Amazonian AirPods

When a man ejaculates in a female's ear canal and lets it drip out.
"I gave my girl the amazonian airpods, she got an ear infection."
by MorganFreeman1996 September 27, 2019
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Amazong

To describe something better than amazing/wonderful
I thing you are more than amazing, you are amazong
by Cookie and skinner October 8, 2021
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