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Alan

Is super gay and enjoys necrophilia and beastiality is a very very dangerous and bad person who prays on little children (mostly boys in their sleep and also will get their pets and rape them as well.
โ€œYeah yesterday i think i saw an Alan my god i was scared shitless!โ€
by Nugba July 18, 2020
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Alan

A simple and extremely funny guy who loves to be around friends. He will be there for his closed ones anywhere and anytime but not for some . Very moody guy but His smile can change your mood. Humble and a talented person with lots of ambitions. A born artist with the widest imagination and clear vision
He is the alan of this group
Alan is here hahahaha
by Urbal-an November 23, 2021
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Alan

Middle aged male that owns a small business, pays people damn near nothing, treats them like crap while also claiming every five minutes 'no one wants to work society is lazy'

Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'
Oh my boss? He's such an Alan dude...he told me if I don't come to work on Christmas day that I will be fired...he only told me this at 11:30 at night Christmas Eve...
by TheMacNCheese@Home May 8, 2023
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Alan Li

This word is often used to compliment or describe someone of high Ohio Rizz Sigma Skibidi Toilet Fanum Tax Grimace Shake Alabama.
Alan Li: Ohio Rizz Sigma Skibidi Toilet Fanum Tax Grimace Shake Alabama ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€(โ—'โ—ก'โ—)(โ—'โ—ก'โ—)(โ—'โ—ก'โ—)SUIIIIIIIIIIII
by marcomonkey68421 December 11, 2023
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Pulling an Alan

Pulling an Alan is when somebody tells everyone a personal secret that no one is supposed to know just because you're in the wrong
" Well thats why you're pregnant"
" You were supposed to keep that private."
" You're pulling an Alan right now!"
by pussymonster042 September 21, 2023
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Alan Reet

Tiktok man that grafts dark matter surrons all day . Often associated with the chavgartha plot.
Plots dressed up as Alan Reet on a Sunday afternoon. or "Fair play to Alan Reet, man went from building gaffs with dark matter tools , to jeeting Bonnie Blue and having a sprog, genuinely sound geezer aswell"
by X-sav May 10, 2025
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