Jobless & Single

Jobless & single when everyone else started working & married even if you finished & loved before all!

Jobless & Single leads to men burger routine!

by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019

Singles

A single cigarette

“Hi, can I get a singles please?”

by Castillooooo June 24, 2022

socially single

Socially single is when you are single to everyone else except your partner. When a relationship isn't socially acceptable or bidden by others ( including or especially parents ) consent from both partners. Socially single is just like dating but no one know except you and your partner. It is not friends with benefits or fuck buddys . It still has all the qualities as a serious relationship.

Things prevent me from dating Colton but we still secretly do. I'm socially single.

by Nakry December 13, 2015

Single Suspenders

When a woman's g-string is showing from both sides of her pants, usually very high, giving the appearence of suspenders. These showcase her availability and wanting.

Chelsea was looking good with her single suspenders, Brian knew he had a chance.

by Fromagnum June 20, 2010

single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

Single girl energy

When you and your single friends are living it up every weekend and find any excuse to party and go wild.

Dang that girl Carol has been partying it up every weekend since summer started and it’s almost thanksgiving.. she definitely has that single girl energy.

by Leeslut November 2, 2019

single scissoring

When a female stimulates herself using an inanimate, unmovable object.

Cindy has been single scissoring against the bedpost.

by Staunchy McStaunchington April 23, 2021