when $400 is worth it

A nice leather jacket that also is a bullet proof vest .

The thug shot the man but was dumb strucken when the bullet was just lodged in the man's new $400 dollar leather jacket that was bullet proof.

by scannerfish August 30, 2005

a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

This expression shows the benefits of masterbation over intercourse by saying a bird (your penis) is better in your hand than having both your penises in a bush (vagina).

Women are sometimes not worth the hassle, headache or monitary cost to keep around, despite giving you sex.

Rob: Y'know, Greg, my girlfriend wanted another $20 from me this morning.

Greg: Oh yeah? What for?

Rob: I don't know, she wouldn't tell me. I bet she's cheating on me.

Greg: Why do you think that?

Rob: Well she borrows money from me all the time, and I'm stupid and jump to conclusions.

Greg: Well, my dad always told me that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Rob: You're right.

/corny story

by Joseph and friends. August 1, 2008

Fort Worth

Fort Worth is a city in Texas. It constantly competes with Dallas due to some kind of yuppie penis envy. If you live there and you are not a.) a yuppie, b.) someone studying to become a yuppie, c.) in a gang, d.) a crackhead, or b.) a suburban poser trying to be hip and gorging yourself on a strict diet of mainstream while disguised as some kind of rebel (usually designated by piercings, tattoos, and top-40 crap), you are likely to be bored and alienated here. In fact, you might experience simultaneous homicidal and suicidal ideation. I feel for you.

Fort Worth should really be called fucking Fort Worthless. I hate this boring yuppie shithole that sucks the life out of me.

by VyleKyleWillClaimHisRevenge June 12, 2009

wilfred get in the car the sex sounds worthwhile

this word is used by a gay computer, sometimes a boy will say this on skype when he is trying to prove he is gay and he is horny

person 1-hello barry how are you today
person 2 - yeah im good thanks
person 1- what were you talking about on minecraft
person 2- wilfred get in the car the sex sounds worthwhile

by mygrandmaandyourgrandma October 23, 2011

Bulletin Worthy

When something on Youtube. Google Videos or myspace is so funny it must be put in a bulletin.

This movie of a Preist beating a Rabii down rules!

It's totally bulletin worthy

by jbn gstache May 31, 2007

Fort Worth

Save yourself some time and just move to Dallas. On the bright side, the city DOES have some of the deepest pockets (insert Southlake/Westlake) and prettiest women around. It is the location of TCU, afterall... but the majority of Fort Worth is unfortunately flooded with 'hipsters', pseudo-artists, 'new-age-hippies' and other losers of the like. The famous Stockyards can be fun and, from time to time, draws some pretty big country performers (if you're into that sort of thing), but once the novelty wares off, you're left simply left with the above.

Visitor: "So, what do you all do for fun?"

Fort Worthian: "It's y'all....and we Drink."

by Chicagan March 17, 2013

worthy

Definition 1:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=worthy

Definition 2:
Singer of a lot of jazz music.

Definition 3:
Oddly enough, contrary to definition 3 a person that is worthy is entirely uncreative and unable to coop with day to day challenges.

Definition 4:
Attach sticky hooks to the average fan. Wash panties... but be too stingy to pay for a dryer. Apply undies to fan hooks. Admire your work. Turn fan on. Scream in fear that you are watching panties swing around on the fan in a wibble wobble fashion. Pay for dryer afterall.

Definition 5:
Attempt to get revenge by sending out 20 emails with one word in each. Fail. Utterly Fail.

Definition 6:
Attempt to get revenge by making a bunch of phone calls. Fail miserably.

Definition 7:
Apologize for all of the above... and attempt to regain youthful innocence.

Ex:
My panties are dry. I'll fix that the Worthy way!

Ex:
I don't know what to do. I will be worthy.

by D'coy July 15, 2008