John T. Wolfe

1. mediocre billards player
2. one who cannot handle losing well

Hey, wanna go to the bar and hustle some John T. Wolfe's for cash?

Even though I only win half the games I play, I feel the need to be a John T. Wolfe after each one.

by LaRold Blondo May 11, 2013

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a guy

HELLO
My name is:
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by imakeweirddefinitions March 28, 2023

Wolfbag

When someone ties a piece of bacon to a string and puts it down their sexual partners throat and then pulls it out when they are having an orgasm to cause them to throw up.

Jessica spewed all over my bed when i wolfbagged her last night.

by Hot-Box April 15, 2009

Wolf

A hairy gay man—usually a top—packing a moderate to high amount of muscle who inhabits the cross section of bears and otters on a Venn Diagram (i.e. a mix of the two). Can be found in packs or exploring the world as a lone wolf. Above all, a wolf is the type of gay who, if he told you he transforms into a canine monster every full moon, you wouldn’t be surprised.

I’m usually a strict top, but I wouldn’t mind getting my ass pounded by a hot wolf every now and then.

by Mr. Freetime April 16, 2020

She Wolf

A woman's mischievous alter ego. This side of the woman does things without thinking or consideration.

As made famous by Shakira's hit song "She Wolf".

Bob: "Sheila, can you explain these credit card bills?!"

Sheila: "It must've been the She Wolf..."

Bob: "So the 'She Wolf' spent $300 on a pair of shoes?!"

by Plays with Kittens October 7, 2009

wolf

Canis-Lupis, member of the k-9 family, an animal that hunts and lives with packs. verry few survive in the wild today.

the wolves ran through the forest after catching scent of a herd of elk

by K-9wolf July 19, 2003

wolfbagging

I think that the original definition, as told to me many moons ago, is having sex with a goose, then slamming it's neck in a drawer to produce body spasms which will, alledgedly, increase sexual stimulation.

Who needs stimulation when you're 'taters deep in a goose?

Person1: I was wolfbagging a goose the other day.
Person2: You delightfully old-school pervert, you.

by Deacon Gusset April 23, 2006