windows

Shaped glass. The latest versions are windows xp... they have rounded frames.

My penguins kick your windows in the ass!

by Supply and Demand January 21, 2003

Windows

A generic version of Mac OS, starting from day one, 1984.

Windows is to Mac OS, sorta like how the Walgreens brand of medicine is to the regular brand. Anybody want some Walbourne!?

by Mgill85258 July 11, 2006

Windows Vista

Windows Vista is Microsoft's 6th operating system and has many bad reviews and comments. Strangely some people like it over the better operating systems including myself

Windows Vista sucks

by GYWTHNONBRAIN January 9, 2010

Windows

Windows is a marketing scheme created by Bill Gates that poses as an operating system. It claims to be software that helps you manage files and connect to other computers on the internet, but in reality it's a platform created specifically to be thoroughly pwned by every single piece of malware and virii on the internet for the purpose of selling expensive, third party antivirus software to slow down your awful piece of bloatware that you dropped 300 bucks on.

Windows User: "Hey I have a virus on my PC and now it's completely useless I hate my life."

Linux User: "Yeah, it's called Windows and the worst part is you paid for it."

by frosteduser May 26, 2010

Windows Warrior

A person, that is rude or aggressive over the internet but not so in real life. The person in question is normally overweight and loves Call of duty.

At Work:
Luke: Shane, Shut Up!
Shane: Yes sir, sorry sir

Over Xbox Live:
Luke: Shane, stop moaning
Shane: "Shut up you retard il bang you with a cricket bat"
Luke: OMG, Your such a Windows Warrior

by DeeJayMikeeeys July 2, 2011

Windows

A stable OS

I use Windows and it never cra---*crash*

by BiGF00T May 27, 2003

Windows 11

OS Released by Microsoft, corp.

released after windows 10 on June 24th of 2021 11 am est.

did you see the windows 11 launch event?
i did. now you can install android apps in it.
awesome.

by msfarhan June 26, 2021