An instrument designed, thought up, or made by a wanker. In the same way the sousaphone was developed by John Philip Sousa.
1. A tuba designed for marching, designed in America. This instrument sits upon the left shoulder of the player with the bell facing forward, with the player reaching across their body to press down the valves. This instrument is, on the whole, useless. It was ocviously created by a wanker.
2. A trombone that uses, instead of a slide system, a valve system similar to that of the trumpet, French horn or tuba. A valved trombone's sound is reedy and jerky-sounding. Practically all professional trombonists wouldn't go near one, and it is the opinion of most sane trombonists that it was created by a wanker.
1. A tuba designed for marching, designed in America. This instrument sits upon the left shoulder of the player with the bell facing forward, with the player reaching across their body to press down the valves. This instrument is, on the whole, useless. It was ocviously created by a wanker.
2. A trombone that uses, instead of a slide system, a valve system similar to that of the trumpet, French horn or tuba. A valved trombone's sound is reedy and jerky-sounding. Practically all professional trombonists wouldn't go near one, and it is the opinion of most sane trombonists that it was created by a wanker.
"Stop playing that stupid wankerphone!!"
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A term popularised by the T.V series, "The Inbetweeners" - A wanker who uses the bus because they can't afford to use a car.
by Lloyd and Joe March 13, 2012
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2. A profane expletive, used especially when one has hurt oneself.
2. A profane expletive, used especially when one has hurt oneself.
1. That arse-wanker just ran over my cat, and then kept driving!
2. Ah, arse-wanker! I just stubbed my toe!
2. Ah, arse-wanker! I just stubbed my toe!
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To describe how great something is: "This car is wicked cool!"
To show aggravation: "This fucking guy is a wicked asshole!"
To show frustration: "That guy is wicked slow!"
To show amazement: "Wow, that game is wicked awesome!"
To describe a person: "She's a wicked bitch!"
To describe the weather: "Man, it's wicked hot out here!"
To emphasize feelings: "That story made me wicked sad!"
To exaggerate your point: "That took a wicked long time!"
To describe how great something is: "This car is wicked cool!"
To show aggravation: "This fucking guy is a wicked asshole!"
To show frustration: "That guy is wicked slow!"
To show amazement: "Wow, that game is wicked awesome!"
To describe a person: "She's a wicked bitch!"
To describe the weather: "Man, it's wicked hot out here!"
To emphasize feelings: "That story made me wicked sad!"
To exaggerate your point: "That took a wicked long time!"
"That wicked cool car is wicked fast is owned by that wicked old guy, who drives it wicked slow when it's wicked hot out, which makes me wicked sad cause I'm wicked broke and I got to walk a wicked long way."
by C. Wallace May 20, 2004
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Get the wankercunt mug.One who races, yet even dares enter a race course, on twin-tip (or similar) skis.
Born from a coach of some team (location not known) who was practicing on Mount Southington in Southington Connecticut.
Born from a coach of some team (location not known) who was practicing on Mount Southington in Southington Connecticut.
Ski team coach: Are those twin-tips you're about to race down the course with?
Wanker: yeah bro.
Ski team coach: Get out of my sight you dirty little wanker
Wanker: yeah bro.
Ski team coach: Get out of my sight you dirty little wanker
by Joegus the Rogue (Rogaine) November 12, 2010
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