hugh wilson 

also known as "gooba", slang for snot

if someone's picking their nose, you say they pulled out a "gooba"

hugh wilson by Anonymous September 22, 2003

elastic wilson 

when you tie a rubber band around a bitches neck, cum in her mouth, and punch her in the throat.

i gave that bitch an elastic wilson and she almost died

elastic wilson by kjdfgksjkjdg October 31, 2008

Jasmin Wilson 

Someone who is with or going to marry an Ian Wilson or a Connor Wilson, she is a very romantic and a very beautiful girl, with a moddest touch

Jasmin wilson is such a stunnah, she is going to marry connor wilson

Jasmin Wilson by Kathy Long March 28, 2009

Beverley Wilson 

A sexually deranged beast from the third dimension.

Woah that Beverley Wilson almost got us!

Beverley Wilson by Charlie Chaplin III August 27, 2011

dooley wilson

Monkey ass rape

" I went to the zoo yesterday and got a Dooley Wilson... Talk about King Kong!"

dooley wilson by Jingling99 December 12, 2013

craig wilson 

A dick who loves cock <3

Craig Wilson loves cock!

craig wilson by EllieLovesYou September 6, 2014

Harvey Wilson

Harvey Wilson religiously tapes his testicles to his arms in hopes of pleasing his mistress anjellica. He has also been known to staple bananas to the peaks of his stiffened nipples in order to distract from his gloriously beautiful good looks.

"Has anyone seen where the tape and bananas I just bought went to?"

"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."

Harvey Wilson by Hahasquid December 9, 2014