gilly whipper

When you’re beating your meat with so much passion, heart and soul, that your nut shoots up and hits you in your face.

The picture of Oprah’s tits had me so riled up that I forgot to block my jizz from launching right on my face, giving me a massive gilly whipper.

by CaptainBigNuts June 11, 2018

Cart Whipper

Self-entitled shoppers in any store that nearly run you over with their shopping cart.

That cart whipper just cut in front of me at the checkout.

by snnotch March 20, 2019

Dolly-whopped

When you’re violently hit in the head with an appliance dolly

I got dolly-whopped by that appliance dolly

by Feoj March 13, 2020

Molly-Whopped

When you thrust your ball sack against someone's forehead with such power that it leaves an imprint or a mark

An extreme L

Don't cheat on the test or you will get molly-whopped by the teacher/ How does it feel to get molly-whopped by a 12 year old on Fortnite?

by AirSniper1736 May 11, 2020

Cat Whooper

A wannabe tough guy . The type of guy who would be scared of the family Dog, but would whoop the Cat.

You ain't tough, you are just a" Cat whooper"

by livinlegend May 17, 2020

pussy whoopers

The female term for hands.

You better get them pussy whoopers of my girl.

by Codinedopefein223 September 1, 2020

Certified Whipper

Noun:

1. A trained chef

2. Someone with a proven track record of demonstrating an exceptional ability to cook.
3. A producer of delectable dishes
4. A great cook

"I love my mom's food, she is a certified whipper"
"Is your wife a certified whipper, or do ya'll have to eat out a lot?"
"My family is full of certified whippers"

by Marc Supreme January 18, 2021