Web marauder

A blitzkrieg assault on the Internet to gather a quantity of information with little regard to quality or originality

You don't want Fred on your team. He's a web marauder and couldn't supply an original idea if his life depended on it. He's all booty and no brain.

by Lindy133 September 4, 2010

Web Shop Jerk

Person who is fond of buying Sexual products like Condoms, iPills etc Online

Dave is a Web Shop Jerk. He ordered a dozen of condoms last night.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk March 14, 2015

Web of Cob

any replicated variety of a spider’s Cob Web

During the Hallo’s of Ween, I decorate my house with a multitude of Web of Cob.

by Horizonogre November 8, 2019

Web Vault

Security features of encryption and protection in advance form of web storage.

protection in advance form of web storage is web vault

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

mind web

When you're thinking about too many things at once and everything piles up until you can't think of anything anymore.

Joanie had to babysit her Aunties newborn after she finished coaching the girls basketball team. All of this was going on while she was trying to study for a diploma exam and college applications. by the way her boyfriend dumped her that morning, it was valentines day. Joanie thinks about this all night, Joanie creates a mind web.
Joanie then failed her diploma and became a hooker in need of extra cash seeing she couldn't make it into college.

by AndrewLaeddis. March 17, 2010

Threw My Web

To have an orgasm, where the end of your wang is exposed, thus resulting in ejaculate flying across the room as if spider man just threw a mass of webbing

Oh man, did I tell you about the time I threw my web into Jessica's fish tank?

by Beats By Ray December 30, 2014

Spider web

When our cum on someone's asshole or puckered lips and their butthole or lips resemble a spider and the cum resembles a spider web

I totally spider webbed this booty hole last night

by Spider web August 31, 2017