twat waffle

A meaningless insult; can be used to refer to anyone or anything that you dislike

You stank twat waffle.

by Vyxen November 23, 2004

Musky Waffle

When A person Shit's into a waffle iron and eats the creation off their partners titties!

I know she truly loved me when she asked for the Musky Waffle.

Instead of breakfast this morning I decided to ask my girl if she was down for the Musky Waffle.

by Muskey Wafflezzz November 13, 2009

wonder waffle

VERB: whenever you are doing something and you get extremely lucky. NOUN: Can also mean that something you recently attained is epic , beast , awesome or etc. relates to a gun in nazi zombies.

Example 1

Person 1: Wow i get a A+ on my test and i guessed through the entire thing!
Person 2: wow you got a wonder waffle

Example 2

Person 1: dude check out my new skateboard!
Person 2: well thats a wonder waffle.

epic awesome cool the bomb tight

by hamsterman123 January 10, 2011

smart waffle

someone who's extremely smart and shows it with extremely high grades in school.

the fruit thought he was the smart waffle, yet when slugger came into the room he knew he was definately wrong.

by sluggermon May 5, 2006

Mexican Waffle

The act of shitting in someone's hide-a-bed and folding it back up.

"That nigga shit in my hide-a-bed and called it a mexican waffle! What a bag of douche!"

by That'sWhatSheSaid101 June 3, 2014

Belleville Waffle

Local term used for the occurrence of hatch marks that are placed on a person's bottom after a night of heavy drinking and chasing UFO's.

Anders gave Josh a Belleville Waffle right after he passed out. Booyah!

by Geoblack July 9, 2009

waffle hippie

A hippie who indulges themselves in a pile of waffles. You may find one at your local Waffle House bargaining the waitresses for waffles by the dozen. On rare occasions, the hippie will smoke a bowl then consume very large quantities of waffles thereafter.

A waffle hippie walks into Waffle House and orders large quantities of waffles.

by iTim2012 November 30, 2009