iTim2012's definitions

Friction Fighter

A "Friction Fighter" is a person who fights the urge to flatulate in a business conference or public place. Friction fighters can be of any sex or race as long as they perform this action.

Kid: "Mommy, why did that guy in the suit have a smile on his face?"

Mom: "Princess, that man was a friction fighter."

by iTim2012 May 28, 2010

waffle hippie

A hippie who indulges themselves in a pile of waffles. You may find one at your local Waffle House bargaining the waitresses for waffles by the dozen. On rare occasions, the hippie will smoke a bowl then consume very large quantities of waffles thereafter.

A waffle hippie walks into Waffle House and orders large quantities of waffles.

by iTim2012 November 30, 2009