Macro Wanker

A male that jerks off incessantly. His masturbatory activities are on a level that is so large in scale and scope it’s well beyond your average male that gives it an occasional tug.

Dude you are such a macro wanker. Do you ever not watch porn and wank? Do you ever leave your room?

My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.

My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.

by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020

oliver walker

The hottest mf you'll ever meet, they're super funny and adorable and cute. You couldn't imagine a life without them, they'll make you laugh when you're not in a good mood. They can make your day better just by being in their presence. They'll be the best person you ever meet. Though they dont like coffee in furnaces, but everytime you talk them you'll never be able to stop smiling AND THEYRE SMILES SO ADORABLE youll just wanna throw a brick at them. They'll always be there for you no matter what. And you should cherish them forever.

Definition of Oliver walker:the coolest mf.

by swag_otter October 13, 2022

one watch wanker

A cunt who thinks he's Billy big bollocks, because he has one rolex.
While his mates have a few .

Look at that fucking one watch wanker, he thinks he's boss because he has that shitty date just

by cakewrestler March 30, 2018

Flat faced wanker

English (British) - term used to describe a pug (dog breed)

I need to go to the veterinarian so I can pick up Sophie’s flat faced wanker.

by FIREHUGE May 18, 2022

willy wanker

people mostly dudes who are obsessed with porn down loads.

That dude many has a fucking million porn down loads. this dudes an obvious willy wanker.

by thomas knight April 22, 2008

Wackerpacker

One who packs the whack.

Geoff turned into a wackerpacker after seeing Scotts mom. Related words Masturbation

by XxlostsoulzxX April 6, 2006

Wanker's arm

When one arm is grotesquely more muscular than the other.

Rafael Nadal has such a Wanker's arm

by Autolab September 28, 2012