Waste man

noun. To be a person who does not go outside during the light of day to go see his best friend(s), due to the reasons of just sleeping and being bored.

When a man is so waste that he doesn't even go outside. Waste man right there.

by unlabelled_ October 11, 2012

Sock Dick Wasted

When a male gets extremely intoxicated; to the point that he is wearing nothing but a sock on his genitals.

"I went to a party this past weekend and got Sock Dick Wasted. "

by Pumpkin Escobar October 7, 2012

toxic waste dump

A bowel movement that stinks to high heaven, leaves streaks on the toilet porcelain, and in many cases, induces tears in anyone who comes near it. Anyone who comes in contact with it feels like it's an environmental disaster. Often the consistency of a chocolate soft serve ice cream.

Dan: What the fuck just happened in the shitter - it stinks like Love Canal?!? Wes - what did you do?
Wes: (sheeplishly grinning) I just took a toxic waste dump. Soary.

by weyus July 26, 2018

white mom wasted

Advanced White girl wasted training

I got white mom wasted that time while getting rocky mountain high and polishing off that bottle of wine on vacation in Colorado.

by billiedeux April 12, 2015

Waste-of-Life Wednesday

Getting shit-faced on a Wednesday due to drink specials at numerous bars even though you know you have responsibilities like work or school the next day.

I know I have class tomorrow, but it's $2 Margarita night. I love Waste-of-Life Wednesdays!

by Alisha Boom Boom February 10, 2010

woo girl wasted

When a female gets annebriated and all she can say is "wooooooooo!"

Let's get woo girl wasted!

by DesiresAllHope December 13, 2013

wasted a sperm cell

wasted sperm cell is an insult you can use on somebody to say that they are a worthless piece of s*it. but keep in mind this insult is so bad it got me suspended from school for 3 days

example: youre dad wasted a sperm cell

by Hitler.Sucks April 19, 2021