West Virginia Foreplay

The act of giving your sister a foot massage

Mother: I saw you giving Betty Lou some West Virginia Foreplay
Me: We only went to second base afterward

by ButtMunchee September 6, 2021

Virginia swashbuckler

When a guy is getting head, right before he cums he stands up and shakes his torso around a bunch, making his dick move around like a sword. This sprays the cum in every direction, including on your phone and in the partner's grandmother's ashes.

Yo dude I just did the virginia swashbuckler last night with my girl, it was sick

Really? I been wanting to try that for a while

by TEAMGRROFFICIAL October 13, 2020

Virginia Double

When two country or “backwoods” females perform fellatio on one male with one female sucking on the penis and one female sucking on the testicles

Hey Tanner, Brittany and Shianne gave me a Virginia double behind the Winn Dixie!

How was it?

Unlike anything you’ve ever felt. Best cousins around.

by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter June 15, 2019

Virginia Beach

Where your high school sweetheart will be hit on by a 50 year old businessman.

I lost her when we went to the Neptune Festival in Virginia Beach

by anonymous October 24, 2020

Virginia Chokehold

While a ticklish woman is in missionary position at the foot of the bed, the man lifts her legs to his shoulders and inserts his penis into her anal cavity. With the base of his thumbs pressed into her pelvis, he begins to use his fingers to tickle the woman relentlessly as she is being dragged of the foot of the bed. Upon hanging, she will straighten her legs in front of her simulating the man's penis while really it's acting as a clinch to assist in her grip strength as well as the tickle spasms from her partner. Orgasms break the hold due to loss of traction.

"Hey Chad, why won't my mom look at you since last night? She is acting weird around you."

" I know we planned to go out bro, but your mom was drunk and she wanted anal. I was railing her and Ace Ventura was on the TV. She was laughing and your cat bit my Achilles tendon and I yanked your mom off the bed and she was hanging by my cock."

" BRO THAT'S MY MOM!"

" Yeah, she's mad at me cause I turned off the TV. After that Virginia Chokehold, she's now your mom with a lump on her head."

by XCloakedSensesX December 29, 2022

West Virginia straight pipe

When you fart in the pussy and fuck it and then she queefs it back out.

Me and Nancy did the West Virginia straight pipe last night and that shit hit the spot

by Magnum7240 January 15, 2024

Virginia driver’s license

Losing your virginity

Max: Did Ed get his Virginia driver’s license yet?
Josh: His brother said he did, but I doubt it.

by S0m3whatS1mpl3 August 25, 2021