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Vegetarian Vampire

A vampire that drinks animal blood, and resists human blood.
The Cullens from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight are vegetarian vampires.
by Twilight Princess November 12, 2008
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Vietnamese Vampire

When you recieve a blowjob, after ejaculation you slit their throat, then suck the mixture of cum and blood from their throat. This makes for a great protein cocktail. Made popular by american GI's in the Vietnam war with local women.
Guy 1: I am getting that old fashioned feeling...
Guy 2: What? like giving her a Vietnamese Vampire
by Vladamir Lenin January 22, 2011
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Vampire Kiss

When a female inserts her finger into the anus of a male with hemorrhoids, breaking the swollen blood vessel, then proceeding to provide oral pleasure to the ruptured anus while consuming the blood.
After that Vampire Kiss last night at the staff party, Jane is sure to get the promotion. Rim job -smim job, she went above and beyond. What a team player.
by ry-mo May 13, 2010
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Vampire's Popsicle

A frozen Vampire's Teabag (used bloody tampon) that forms a nutritious iron rich snack.
'I was hungry so i took a vampire's popsicle out of the freezer and started sucking it, it melted and the bloody juices dribbled dowm my chin.'
by Erect Shaft January 30, 2006
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Vampire music

A type of music that is produced by and listened to by the vampire community. It is full of vampire subject matter.
by Judge dredd7 July 28, 2011
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Vegetarian Vampire

A phrase which really makes no sense, based on the previous definition listed here. BUT, a definition that would make the phrase more sensible would be "A vampire who does not consume human/animal flesh". But then what's the point of being a vampire??? It just doesn't make sense.
Person 1: Ever hear of a vegetarian vampire?

Person 2: That's not even possible!
by Worder3440 April 3, 2009
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Vampire attack

when you put fake vampire teeth in your mouth and eat a girl out, during which the teeth become lost inside the vagina.
Joe- " Yo, Ted where are your vampire teeth?"

Ted - " Ugh, yo that bitch Jeremy lost em ina vampire attack yesterday."
by stoopid spick April 25, 2010
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