bucket of vaginas

The wishful, unspoken defense against random, rogue restaurant flower salesmen who interrup an otherwise romantic dinner with expectation and embarrassment.

Oh, holy fucking shit. This is our first date and here comes Mr 'Isn't your beautiful lady worth a $25 wilted rose?" flower fucking salesman. Yeah, next time you're trolling, being me a bucket of vaginas and then we'll talk. Right now, you can fuck-off.

by YAWA May 13, 2021

Vagina Wink

When a female wears such a short skirt that a view of her vagina occurs periodically.

"Bro, that girl's vagina winked at me all night from the dance floor"

by Taking4-7 October 20, 2013

Vagina Rope

When your pubic hair grows so long, you are able to braid it. Hence "Vagina Rope".

"That girl last night was so hot, Right Jim?"

"She could've been better, she had so much pubic hair, I could've made a vagina rope".

by Bawlf-Man March 1, 2009

Reaper Vagina

A Reaper Vagina is a vagina so loose and so scary that it literally pulls you in and eats you.

Jim: Dude I swear that reaper vagina pulled me in deep.
Bob: Dude I told you to watch out for those things.

by CousinFlapJack July 22, 2016

Sad Vagina

Phrase;

A vagina that is sad and refuses to accept sexual stimulation.

Brittney and Simon were trying their best with the vibrator because they had yet to understand and accept the fact that Brittney had a sad vagina.

by Elayne Moore April 19, 2014

vagina shark

When a Guy goes underneath the water and snags the bikinis of girls, leaving there vagina exposed.

Mike is a vagina shark because he went under the water and snagged Marissa's bikini off her body.

by Mr.Supreme💯💪🌹 February 13, 2015

faiths vagina

A place I call home.

Im inside Faiths vagina!

by HeyIs4Horses October 7, 2016