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the world is a vampire

A lyric from the beginning of "Bullet with butterfly wings" by Smashing Pumpkins.

1. Reference to how unfair or evil humanity has been to you in your endeavours.

2. A call and response. When you hear these lyrics sung, you must respond with the proceeding bass riff. Yes, this requires you to know the song. You may then proceed, if you like, to sing the next line of lyrics. This, however, is not encouraged as it can be seen as taking the joke "too far". Many lulz are then had, followed by discussion of how awesome the Smashing Pumpkins band are.
1. Guy1: "Today, not only did my girlfriend of four years reject my marriage proposal. She made out with another guy in front of me."
Guy2: "That really does blow dude. The world is a vampire."

2. (Dude approaches group of friends)
Dude: "The world is a vampire" (sung)
Group of friends: "do do do do dooobee dooo."
by Swordykinsh March 21, 2010
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Energy Vampire

A person or couple that just sucks the energy out of a room or from a conversation.
You: Did you see Bob at the party yesterday?
Friend: Yes, I left exhausted. Please let me know if the future if he is going to be at one of your parties. He's such an energy vampire.
by manofwow March 9, 2010
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demonic vampire

half vampire, half demon, 110% evil
by AoB May 29, 2008
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Vagina Vampire

A lass who achieves eternal youth and verility by slurping up his girlfriend's period blood
Brittany: Honey can you pick up tampons for me

Vagina Vampire Danny: No bitch I'm getting straws
by Alex, June 30, 2008
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pedal bin vampire

A man or woman who has a menstruation- fetish and covertly searches ladies restroom pedal bins for used panty-liners and/or tampons.
David slipped into the ladies toilets and quickly surveyed the sanitary waste bins. Unknown to everyone he was a secret pedal bin vampire.

Sandra had collected about seven or eight used tampons during her restroom visits that day, unknown to her lesbian lover, she was a pedal bin vampire.
by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004
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bush vampire

One who likes to eat out a girl while she is on her period. This practice (also known as giving a rainbow kiss) is very risky as to diseases and is also probably the most disgusting thing known to man.
He got hepatitis C from being a bush vampire.
by Jessica April 26, 2004
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Chocolate Vampire

When your not just friends with a girl but your not dating.
are jim and jane dating? no they're just chocolate vampires
by Gageimusprime January 3, 2008
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