Vampire Academy

A story filled with russian cowboy vampires and plot holes the size of whales. It's about a teacher and his female student going and having adventures fighting vampires (and angst about sexual tension and the fact he's a teacher) and then he becomes a vampire (a very angsty development) and then there's more sexual tension and that's pretty much it as you can imagine it's a super classy literature

I know EVERYTHING about romance novels.

Have you read Vampire Academy?

No?...

Then you're still a virgin. get out of my way.

by MiChanger April 13, 2011

vampire venom

Stephenie Meyer's lame version of how to turn a human into a vampire. It spread's through the person's system, burning them until they pray for death, until it stops. Then they are a hard, glittery fagpire.

Twilight fan: I wish Edward would bite me and turn me into a vampire.

Dracula fan: Um... that's not how you're turned into a vampire.

Twilight fan: Yes it is, vampire venom.

Dracula fan: No, they drain your blood, and then you drink some of their's. That's how it really works, in all the legends and old stories.

Twilight fan: eew, that's yucky!

by Jackieeeeeeeeee October 3, 2009

psychic vampire

one who uses subtle persuasion techniques and passive aggrassive behavior to manipulate other while taking the high road to self-righteous indignation.

these "psychic vampires" usually misuse the term when labeling someone a psychic vampire and are typically the real psychic vampires themselves.

Good Dude: "Hey, since I made coffee yesterday so it could be ready for you once you got ready, would you put a pot on while I hop in the shower?"

Real Psychic Vampire: "Fuck you, you psychic vampire, you only did something nice for me yesterday so I would be in your pocket today and could guilt me into making you coffee!"

GD: "Dude, you asked me yesterday the same way I'm asking you today, as a nice favor, but whatever man, if you're going to get bent out of shape I can just make my own when I'm out. (under breath: Paranoid Fuck.)"

RPV: "Fine, Psychic Vampire."

by anabolic a August 26, 2006

Opposite Vampire

a normal, boring person who gets up when the sun rises, leads a regular life, then goes to bed when the sun sets.

Man, I can't hang out with Jennifer anymore, she's become such an opposite vampire!

by i know cool things November 5, 2011

Vampire Vibrations

When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, and when you reach for it the vibrations go away.

You: Spence, why are you squirming all over the place?
Spence: Its a case of Vampire Vibrations man....

by Afrothundr November 1, 2010

Vamposer

A tween or teen, usually female, who truly believes they will someday be able to achieve vampire status. They are firmly in love with the brothers from The Vampire Diaries, anyone in Twilight, or aspires to become Katherine (also from the Vampire Diaries). Will usually sport a set of fake vampire fangs (especially on Thursday evenings when the Vampire Diaries plays on TV) even though spit flies from their mouths.

Abby and Audrey are vamposers; they have those fake fangs in again.

by Ling Ling Mac Bling Bling November 23, 2010

The Vamps

The Vamps are a British pop rock band consisting of Bradley Simpson, James McVey, Connor Ball and Tristan Evans. They formed in 2012 and signed to Mercury Records (now Virgin EMI Records) in the November of that year.

Hair Too Long. The Vamps. Just My Type. The Vamps. Personal. The Vamps. I Found a Girl. The Vamps. Somebody to You. The Vamps. Can We Dance. The Vamps. Hands. Mike Perry, The Vamps. Wake Up. The Vamps.

by thistimewithunicornx October 17, 2019