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Unionville Girls

aka my parents r rich not me. sluts wear thongs, not unionville girls. kennett S.D. is for wanna be's and fags. and obviously "u dont kno what its lik" cause ur parents work $6.25 and hour at McDonalds. Bsides, not evrybody is rich or weird fags, some are weird fags and most are rich.
u go to unionville when...

ur parents want a better life for u than fulltime at mcdonalds...
by soccrboy5122 January 18, 2005
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Unionville Guys

the guys that go to unionville are really mean. They think they can be mean to everyone and put people down... wat fags they are all druggies except for some
Uville Guy 1: Hey you want some pot
Uville Guy 2: Sure, and while were at it lets make fun of her clothes
by Uville Guys suck April 17, 2005
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Uniontown

A historical city located outside of Pittsburgh, PA that has its share of beauty, but is misunderstood and stereotyped among many. Includes the nicest/best group of people found in Fayette County, and should no longer be viewed only by its negative flaws, but by its positive existence.
Man, what an amazing place that city of Uniontown is!!!
by warrior777-9311 November 12, 2011
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unconditional love

The misguided belief that it is possible to love someone regardless of what they might do or say. This is of course impossible without the accompanying sense resentment, as can be experienced in family life.
I love her unconditionally, however i do also have this awful feeling in the pit of my stomach every time i tell her, ah well, that's unconditional love for you
by fat brewer November 16, 2009
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unignorantize

The process of moving away from a state of ignorance.
Peggy would move up in the world if she would unignorantize herself with a book or two.

Captain Capitalism does his best to unignorantize the masses with his awesome charts and economics classes.
by AssistantEconomist September 10, 2011
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unionville girls

Unionville girls have an awful reputation of being sluts... Hmmmm.... If only the people who were writing this definition actually knew what they were talking about... Unionville is a very diverse school. Sure, we are all tired of seeing the cheap fake Ugg boots worn tastelessly with that ugly mini-skirt. And yes, we all love to watch how girls think its cool to wear a thong up above the jeans that are currently cutting off their circulation. But if only someone wrote about the other half of unionville girls...

My friends and I go under THIS definition:
A Unionville girl is always there for her friends, and knows that chocolate is the ultimate bandaid, especially when combined with a girls night in. They actually wear clothes tastefully, and when in doubt: wear your pajamas. They get angry when the girls breaking the dress code are not yelled at for flashing the entire school...

Real Unionville girls hate the sluts who walk around school acting like they own it. They hate the freshmen because they all dress like sluts, and we secretly laugh at them because we know they r going to get a rude awakening.

A real unionville girl knows that she doesn't need those sad excuses for the skimpy choice of guys available to make her happy. A real unionville girl understands that when life gets tough, your friends' phones are always on. Real people from unionville love living where they do - in the middle of nowhere. And if you don't you belong in a mall, you slut... Those of you who put those awful definitions in here, you are obviously one of those sad excuses for human beings that you so easily defined.
You know you're from Unionville when...
Your neighbor is just a horseride across the cornfield
An exciting night is cowtipping off of 842
You secretly laugh at the slutty freshmen who think they are cool when they are making a fool of themselves...
You'd much rather spend time with your girlfriends at the Landhope then go shopping...
You live here and you wouldn't have it any other way

If you don't fit that description - go move to Kennet. Either that or stop trying to be ghetto, because you're whiter than Josh Toban...
by horschic826 December 29, 2004
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Unconscious Masturbation

Sleep, specifically referring the brain's cognition during the act of sleeping.
Person 1: How was AP Chemistry today?
Person 2: Man, I was so bored, I ended up doing some unconscious masturbation.
Person 1: That's pretty cool, bro, I did some unconscious masturbation myself during Spanish class.
by Frothy Walrus March 10, 2010
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