Ultrajerk

First jerk session after an extended period of time without porn

I couldn't wait to get back home from the mountains. We had no service. First thing I did was have a nice ultrajerk

by Jacks off August 13, 2016

ultra nut

The most ultimate of nuts, with claps of thunder echoing across the lands from the magnitude of the bust.

I had an ultra nut to that midget porn

by TheLittleNutThatCould June 18, 2018

Ultra ban

Ultra ban is used to describe a ban, although usually it is an IP ban or something similar.

Such as having your account disabled in the Amino app, or being perma-banned in World of Warcraft or World of Tanks

Oh fuck, I got an Ultra Ban in my fucking game....

by Dreiu-0 July 19, 2017

Ultramagnetic froot loop

When one male puts a magnet on his asshole and the other puts a magnet on his dick and slulp ultramagnetic froot loop

Damn.. that porno had some ultramagnetic froot loop shit

by Gingagangsta September 1, 2017

Ultra solid

A solid with atoms so dense and compact that basic physics shows that it cannot be condensed further. However the existance of this is questionable as every bit of matter we have ever discovered can be condensed. (Which includes stars, black holes, etc.) Having so much density means that it would also weigh an incredible ammount and be so hot that not matter what it is, it would evaporate and destroy everything within a huge radius almost instantly. It can also be used to over-exaggerate something.

''That crane is so heavy it's like an ultra solid.'' (Simile)
''Imagine if we somehow managed to create and safely contain an ultra solid'.'

by Screek geek May 2, 2018

Ultra Instinct

Being able to dodge literally whatever the fuck someone throws at you without even breaking a sweat.

Someone dodges a combo of punches in a game or in real life
P1: Is that dude on Ultra Instinct?
P2: We're fucked.
P1: Anally.

by Theskullygami444 January 21, 2018

Ultra Instinct

A transformation attained by Son Goku. Most noticable feature is dodging everything that tries to hit you.
Its usage is mostly in commodations with dodging

Asshole: hey Dude i am going to punch you
*Dude dodges punch flawlessly*
*Dude instantly roundhouse kicks Asshole the exact moment he notices Dude dodged his punch*
Asshole: did you just use Ultra Instinct I ain´t messing with that
*Asshole runs away with a broken jaw*

by Nigger Ball Z February 7, 2018